Sunday, March 15, 2009, 5:11 PM
Celebrities
By Mister Friendly
Beautiful people and their birthdays
Photo: Charley Gallay/Getty Images
Actress Eva Longoria Parker is a hit with depserate housewives—and every teenage boy on Earth. She's 34 on March 15.
Rapper, producer, songwriter. and dancer will.i.am is 34 on March 15. You mean selling your soul to the devil doesn’t ensure eternal youth?
Jerry Lewis is only 83 on March 16. His recent behavior on MDA telethons makes him seem much, much older.
Shame-deficient rapper and reality-TV staple Flavor Flav is 50 on March 16. Why’d all those girls compete for his love? Must be the giant, um, clock.
Comedian Dane Cook turns 37 on March 18. Here’s a gift idea: a few dozen bottles of Ritalin. And some funny jokes.
Actor Bruce Willis turns 54 on March 19. He’ll celebrate by working on his next movie, “Die Hard 5: Die Balder.”
Kevin Federline (pictured) is 31 on March 21. Too bad Britney—and the rest of the world—got K-Fed up with him so quickly.