Sunday, March 22, 2009, 4:08 PM
Celebrities
By Mister Friendly

Make a wish! Celebrity birthdays

Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty Images

William Shatner celebrates his birthday on March 22. That’s—78 years. Of talking. Like. This.

 Females all over the world will celebrate when Chaka Khan turns 56 on March 23. She is, after all, every woman.

Atlanta resident Sir Elton John (pictured) is 62 on March 25. If we say something nice here, can we get an invite to next year’s Oscar party?

Actress Keira Knightley is 24 on March 26. Someone get her a birthday cake—a really, really fattening one.

Though he’s looked and sounded like an elderly woman his entire life, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler  turns 61 on March 26.

Fergie is 34 on March 27. Excited as she may be, she should remember that big girls don’t cry—or pee their pants.

Actor Vince Vaughn is 39 on March 28. If Jennifer Aniston left us, we’d probably only portray sarcastic jerks in movies, too.