Sunday, April 26, 2009, 4:29 PM
Celebrities
By Mister Friendly

Birthdays of the rich and famous

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What is it, Scoob? You say radio icon and voice actor Casey Kasem is 77 on April 27? Zoinks!

Jessica Alba, Penélope Cruz and Jay Leno are 28, 35 and 59, respectively, on April 28. Guess who got cheated in the looks department?

Master P is 42 on April 29. His latest projects have been making us say “Unnngh!” In a bad way.

Actress Michelle Pfeiffer is 51 on April 29. Our favorite role of hers? The “Gangsta’s Paradise" video.

Three guesses what Willie Nelson will be lighting up when he turns 76 on April 30. And no, we’re not talking about candles.

What’s his name—Victoria Beckham’s husband—is 34 on May 2. Doesn’t he play kickball or something?

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson turns 37 on May 2. We demand less acting and more of the “People’s Eyebrow.”