“Rush Hour 3” thespian and Atlanta native Chris Tucker is 36 on Aug. 31. We hear he’ll celebrate the occasion by dropping out of sight. Oh, wait, he’s already done that.
Richard Gere is 59 on Aug. 31. Respected actor, personal friend of the Dalai Lama, and still the guy’s as exciting as wet cardboard.
Life guru, television show host and professional windbag Phil McGraw (aka Dr. Phil) is 58 on Sept. 1.
An inspiration to wooden, monotone actors everywhere, “Matrix” action hero Keanu Reeves (pictured) is 44 on Sept. 2.
Father-to-be and all-around role model Charlie Sheen is 43 on Sept. 3. What if he were still a movie star, and Robert Downey Jr. was stuck in sitcom purgatory?
Beyoncé Knowles is 27 on Sept. 4. What do you get for a girl who has everything? Maybe hubbie Jay-Z will buy her a small country.
Atlanta native Jeff Foxworthy is 50 on Sept. 6. Is he smarter than a fifth-grader? Dude got filthy rich making fun of his own people—what do you think?
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