The beautiful Kate Winslet (pictured) is 33 on Oct. 5. Can anyone even remember the last good movie she was in?
Radiohead’s Thom Yorke is 40 on Oct. 7. Least sexy frontman ever? Not while Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo still lives.
Simon Cowell is 49 on Oct. 7. In our opinion, he’s the only reason to watch “American Idol.” Ever.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson is 67 on Oct. 8. Think he still wants to cut Barack Obama’s you-know-whats off?
“America’s Got Talent” judge Sharon Osbourne is 56 on Oct. 9. Married to Ozzy, mother to Jack and Kelly—when has she ever been exposed to talent?
“Dancing With the Stars” vet Mario Lopez is 35 on Oct. 10. But he’ll always be A.C. Slater to us.
Actor Luke Perry is 43 on Oct. 11. Luke, let us offer you some career advice—whatever you do, don’t go back to “90210.” You’ll hate yourself in the morning.
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